AHHHHHH YEAH RECIPE TIME! Happy B-day Ned, you get: BROWN RICE That's right, you know you are in a "sensitive" or "feminine" house hold when you see this weird @@@@ in your cupboards. Now let me break it down on how to cook it! -1 cup' BROWN rice -2cups o'water -a pinch o'salt St...

Gimme a an empty bottle of beer and the first the words to the lyrics.

Your first sentence cut off my first joke.

I got black and white, same as kotts. Black, White and Red are my colors of choice, never touch the other 2.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd for my bday, I got a nice new RBlaW EDH deck to play with.

Blini With the exception that butter is used instead of oil, this sounds a lot like crepes, or polichinkas as my ancestors call it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Colorless.

I value tactic, masses and metalcraft. The world is my playground, no matter where I step. Those that join me of color further strengthen my my tactics and power. My enemies are red and black.

Pfffft. Women and their card games. Come on fellas, let's ditch these squares and do something productive with our time, like Yu-gi-oh.

Stealth aside, I reckon the M777 would be the best pen a fellow could carry on his person. When you write your name with this thing, everyone will see it clearly.

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hurray for flash parodies to watch at wor-- wait how the f@ck is this a machinima?!

That appears to be a "pen" version of a zip gun and a .22 Long Rifle cartridge (a very weak and potentially unreliable rimfire caliber). A zip gun is only good for shooting someone at contact distance, and you are likely to injure your hand in the process of firing it (they have been know...