Greetings, names Cephas Ironclad. Or atleast that is what you shall call me unless you want to call me Lord Cephas that is fine to, no pictures I am afraid. I do want to have a future with the Nine swords infact I thought I was the future of the Nine swords ;) theres 8 of you and one of me (Lucky fo...

My doors are always locked..sparky would not last long in or around my castle. (Yes I live in a castle )

Or..I could just use my non sentient toaster that wont try to kill me.

You can thank me for that, for I am the great educator of thing's I know and YO LUX Y SO SERIUS? ;P

Nu uh... I said debate about clowns being evil not me being mean hey wait... I'm not a clown!

Ericka get off my forums you stalker! and I know cannibals are evil and should be purged...but what about clowns? Let the debate begin.

I would not eat the enemy...just decapitate them. Besides they are obviously rotten.

Dont know how you are going to handle all the Dragon and Illuminati body parts flying at you then.

Trust me what they call M&M's are not tastey.

I would be very tempted after that speech, but alas tis not possible so your secrets are safe for now.